say it over the canned music and your feet won't stumble
UNCORKED
Kurt Hummel, Taste Wine Editor
In The End, A Glass Full
It’s a funny thing, wine.
We break bread with it. We toast weddings and anniversaries with it. We honor global treaties with it.
Wine is so much more than a simple drink. It’s a statement, an accent mark, a punctuation to a sentence.
It can complement a meal. It can serve as pretense. It melds science, culture, and even art.
this song/
FUCKING YES
Recycling and Ikea and queuing?
Why wasn’t this their entry?
WELCOME TO EUROVISON,WHERE JESUS SINGS,GAY DRACULA IS DOING OPERA AND ALCOHOL IS FREE
(via heyblaine)
Someone needs to write a Glee Eurovision AU where like Puck is the guitarist in some Scandanavian death metal band and Kurt, who is the lead vocalist for the French entry or something is like this close to killing him backstage because he keeps trying to hook up with his manager Quinn.
Oh, Georgia. Could you BE any more cheesy!
Author: borogroves (me!)
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Rating: PG-13 (this chapter)
Word Count: 1,700~
Notes: Thank you to my betas, Axe and Rachie, and my inner circle, Alana, Annie and Bambi.
Summary: Kurt and Blaine have been best friends (and nothing more) since the age of six. Now 22-year-old college graduates, they take a roadtrip around the USA, visiting every state in 100 days. Fifty states. Two boys. One love story.Also on: ffnet, LJ and S&C. For updates, track borogroves fic or fic: 100 days.
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Day -001: Saturday 15 September, 2012
T-Minus One“Well, if I didn’t know how much you hated Maine before…” Kurt trailed off, glancing up at Blaine as he drank deeply from his bottle of water and wiped across his mouth with the back of his hand.
“I don’t hate it,” he said, setting the bottle down next to Kurt’s and leaning back against the edge of the table, the sticky wood entirely characteristic of The Cannery, their local bar; everything worn and in dire need of replacement. “I’m just… I’m done here.”
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
(via beautifulhigh)
Originally posted here as a prompt fill. Reposting so that it can be rebloggable. :)
Married!Klaine discussing everyday things while having sex.
“I don’t see the point of going to a CPA,” Kurt says, as Blaine kisses his neck slowly, carefully. “It’s not like we itemize yet, and—”
“Brian’s a friend of my dad’s. He has an office just down the street. I know it’s kind of overkill, but.” He shrugs, switching sides, working his lips up along Kurt’s beautiful neck to his ear, where he nips at the lobe and relishes the little breath that Kurt pushes out.
“Why pay him a hundred and fifty dollars to do our taxes when we can just go to H&R Block and paid a third of that?” He sighs. “Mm, higher.”
Probably.
Just cheered myself up by purchasing a pretty top and the Ally McBeal box set. Someone really ought to confiscate my card and my Internet because stress shopping is bad. However, I am excited for an Ally marathon!
The Hon. Rev. C. Cornelius Anderson, Esq., PdF Presents The Marrying Man. Pilot: The Best Laid Plans
Rating:NC-17
Written For: abluegirl
Summary: No one should tell Cooper a secret. And nobody but Kurt and Blaine should plan anything.
Author’s Notes: Written for the …
Amidst the giddy chaos after Mr. Schue and Miss Pillsbury’s wedding ceremony, Kurt felt someone take his hand. He thought it was Blaine at first, but immediately realized that it felt wrong—the fingers too slender and delicate, the palm cooler than the heat Blaine always radiated.
He turned and saw Brittany. She smiled and placed a finger to her lips, then pulled him gently toward the door. He walked with her out to the hallway, staying silent, wondering what she could possibly want.
Wow. It looks like I finally, actually, finished a thing. Eeeek.
Title: That Old Black Magic
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 35k+
Notes/Summary: AU in which Remus, being as he is a werewolf and all, is homeschooled til he is 16.Hogwarts is something of an experience, not least because there’s this boy called Sirius Black.
Endless love tomy super duper beta, for keeping me motivated and saying all the nice things. I love you.
